by Miriam Westerfinch
There's really nothing terribly interesting I could say about alpacas, so here are some jokes instead...
Q: What do you call Alpacas taking over the world?
A: The Alpacalypse.
Q: What did they alpaca say to the blade of grass?
A: Nice knawing you.
Q: Road trip?
A: Alpaca my bags.
A Man and his Pet Alpaca Walk into a Bar
A man and his pet Alpaca walk into a bar.
It's about 5pm, but they're both ready for a good night of drinking.
They start off slowly, watching the baseball game on TV, drinking beer, eating peanuts.
As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then shooters, one after the other.
Finally, the bartender says: "Last call."
So, the man says, "One more for me... and one more for my Alpaca."
The bartender sets them up and they shoot them back. Suddenly, the Alpaca falls over dead.
The man throws some money on the bar, puts on his coat and gets ready to leave.
The bartender, yells: "Hey buddy, you can't just leave that lyin' there."
To which the man replies: "That's not a lion, that's an Alpaca."