Jill Stein Pulls within Striking Distance in New Poll

Jill Stein has pulled within striking distance in a shocking new poll released Thursday.

"I think we might actually win this thing," the Green Party candidate told the young man ahead of her in line at the grocery store. "I think we really might have a chance. People shouldn't underestimate us."

"Is she talking to me?" the young man whispered to the cashier. "Or is she talking to herself? I can't tell."

"Honestly, I don't know," the cashier replied under his breath. "She comes in here quite a bit as of late.  She always seems to have something to say. I just try and avoid making any eye contact with her, and she usually leaves me alone."

 

 

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