Too Many People Have Died

by Eric Rubelmann

Look we can't keep up with the Grim Reaper this year. He's been given a long leash and is taking people faster than we can replace keyboards. Poor Shirley--the nice old lady who regularly writes the obituaries--has carpal tunnel so bad that she had to have new hands attached to her old hands. I'm not even sure how that works. Anyways, here is a short list of some of the important people who have died this year. 

  • David Bowie
  • Alan Rickman
  • Muhammad Ali
  • Gordie Howe
  • Dolores Roberts
  • Glenn Frey
  • Abe Vagota (seriously, he's dead)
  • Beth Howland
  • Alan Young
  • Fucking Prince!!!
  • Chyna
  • Patty Duke
  • Gary Shandling (ugh!)
  • Ken Howard
  • Joey Feek
  • George Kennedy
  • Harper Lee 
  • Vanity
  • Natalie Cole
  • Mother Fucking LEMMY!

But hey Brock Turner is still alive folks. 

 

 

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