Local Man Ready for Year off of Election News
by Surge Stivens
Local man Stu Rosehouse has just updated all of his social media pages. He is officially ready for a year off from the election news cycle. He says he understands why they start so soon and last so long. "It's just like any holiday season actually. You have to get ahead of the competition and get your ads out there." "Look I'm sure I will be ready in late 2017 early 2018 to get back into the spirit of who will replace whom in the next election. But for now I just want some pumpkin spice lattes and a good Arcade Fire album on while I curl up to next to my corgie Max Suspender Sanders, and read my Flannel Shirt Monthly.